Which famously seafarin’ star, who’s shooting a movie in a nearby town, is said to be whistlin’ pretty in a rented home right down the street from your faithful correspondent?
Seriously … le tout Mayberry is abuzz with rumors. Exact quote from my neighbor (Joe is her live-in boyfriend): “One of Joe’s former employees girlfriends works at Jimmy John’s [sub shop] and she said they delivered food to the house.” OMG it’s like complete confirmation.
I’ve heard other tidbits from various sources in the ‘hood. One of my friends has ordered me to spend my workday facing the window so I can keep track of any relevant goings-on.
Tonight I stalked walked my dog past the house to check things out for myself. From the front: Everything quiet and dark. But! From the back/side, lots of lights on and several parked vehicles, including a large dark SUV with a trailer attached.
Stay tuned, me hearties!
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Who is it!!?
is it johnny depp?! ’cause that would be awesome!
Oohhh SWOOOON!
I love me some Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp was my guess, too! Unless it is Captain Feathersword, who is not quite as exciting.
OOoooooo! How exciting.
Who is it?
I know it’s not Brad and Angelina because they are here. My mom’s doctor did an OB exam for her.
Okay enjoy the thrills and SHARE!
Captain Jack Sparrow? My child loves him.
It IS Johnny, although I busted out laughing at Tree’s suggestion!
I haven’t seen him yet, but I have 10 days to catch a glimpse. You’ll be the first to know.
Wouldn’t it be the Mayberry way to deliver a casserole to the new neighbors?
REALLY REALLY Don’t screw with me – is it Johnny?
One time I was house sitting and Christopher Walken was staying next store because they were doing a shoot. The house I was sitting was completely glass and I kept having these FREAKY nightmares about waking up and find Mr. Walken standing outside the window A LA DEAD ZONE.
Didn’t happen.
The only one I could come up with was Captain Feathersword, too.
My first thought was SpongeBob Squarepants.
(Must stop watching Nickelodeon. NOW.)
I love Johnny Depp.
Something about a man with thick, black eyeliner.
Wow, Johnny Depp! You MUST get a picture.
I guessed SpongeBob Squarepant at first, too.
But, ooooooh Johnny Depp is SO much tastier…er, I mean, better!
Of course, if I read the title of the post, that would have given all away, now, wouldn’t it?
Johnny Depp is the single most yummy man alive.
If it is Johnny Depp, can I move in with you until he leaves? Please!!!!!
OMG! You must stalk him for us.
OMG, how did I miss this???
Best title ever btw…
(and, um….I have a secret crush on Captain Feathersword…)