The Mad Family

by mayberry on March 18, 2009

Mad drawing skillz, that is!
The assignment was to draw a self-portrait, so Opie drew himself “with a mad face” (top left; apparently also with some kind of bunny ear/mohawk thing going on. And also he’s holding a sword, one that “shoots needles”). Then he required everyone else to draw a Mad self-portrait. Jo is on the upper right with the unibrow. Jeff is at the bottom left, being shot by a needle and shouting at the sword-bearer. Also he’s on fire. I am on the far right with angry eyebrows and bared teeth. And in the bottom center, Jo’s “surprise” look.

Here’s what I found irksome the other day: Our grocery store changed its policy on reusable bags. They no longer offer a 5-cent rebate for each bag you supply–only their branded bags count. I don’t use the reusables for the cash, but come on! What a stupid policy.

And you?

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Heather March 18, 2009 at 7:11 pm

You all look just as I’ve imagined you. Ha!

I would also find that policy irksome.

Lady M March 18, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Excellent madness.

I suppose it’s just a matter of time before stores get snobby over me using my re-usable Target bag at “finer” shopping places.

Patois March 18, 2009 at 10:51 pm

I do believe I would react like Jo’s suprise when first told of the new bag policy. Then I would shoot the cashier with a needle.

Summer March 19, 2009 at 5:29 am

Would you still get the 5 cent discount if you wrote crude slogans on the store-branded bags with a sharpie? Of course, then you’d have to walk around with grocery bags proclaiming that the store in question is a big stupid poopypants, but it might just be worth it.

Not long ago, I asked the cashiers at Publix if the store gave a discount for using cloth bags. “No,” she replied with great authority, “that’s a NORTHERN thing, none of the stores around here do that.” I smiled as I told her that the chain I usually shop, which has a location perhaps 3 miles away, does indeed offer a 5 cent discount per bag.

But sadly it appears that doubling coupons is indeed a Northern thing. I haven’t yet seen a store in Florida that doubles coupons. It’s one of the true drawbacks to living here.

JGH March 19, 2009 at 5:42 am

After watching the news this morning? A.I.G!!!!

One of our legislators is trying to make the bag bonus required by law. I wonder if that “our store only” rule would be legal!

mothergoosemouse March 19, 2009 at 10:17 am

What Patois said. Exactly.

Hip Mom's Guide March 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm

THAT is a totally stupid policy, but a FANTASTIC Mad drawing. I love the fire. :)

Also, Patois makes a fine argument. I like it.

Hip Mom's Guide March 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm

THAT is a totally stupid policy, but a FANTASTIC Mad drawing. I love the fire. :)

Also, Patois makes a fine argument. I like it.

Camille March 19, 2009 at 7:25 pm

I thought the purpose of those discounts was to discourage wastefulness and promote “green living”? Looks like they forgot, or messed up their priorities…

Mandy March 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

I am weak. I am bad.

I still collect plastic.

We have a dog and we need them.

Yikes, don’t everyone start throwing things at the same time!

Kate March 20, 2009 at 9:48 am

Hmph. Nice. How earthy of them to be such clever and greedy marketers.

the mama bird diaries March 20, 2009 at 10:20 am

That is so outrageous. Unbelievable about the grocery store. I would raise hell over there. Inexcusable.

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