Minor league Mayberry

by mayberry on April 15, 2009

We observed the first Monday of “spring” break with a minor league baseball game. If you’ve never done this with your kids, it’s totally worth it even if you have less than zero interest in baseball (as I do). It’s way easier than a major league game, in terms of parking, stadium size, and cost (and in our case it’s at least 90 miles closer to home than the nearest major league park). The ballpark closest to us is clean and very kid-friendly; it even has a playground.

Plus, the goofy activities and cheesy (more on that later) promos are nonstop. Kids can’t get bored by the slow pace of baseball when pretty much every inning includes a giveaway, race, or contest.

And when you are freezing your butts off in the bottom of the 5th you can just pack it in and go home, no harm done.

Brrrrrr.

Free baseballs! (Note empty seats. A staffer we talked with was so pleased we were there he handed each child a real! baseball!)

We win a cheesy giveaway (afraid to actually eat them, so far).

I’m telling you, the excitement NEVER STOPS: a cannon that looks like a bratwurst on a bun and shoots packages of brats out into the crowd.

{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

Jennifer (ponderosa) April 15, 2009 at 9:49 am

Bratzooka? Well, that’s finally convinced me. I am moving to the midwest!

Mayberry April 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

AND, Jennifer, that was the SECOND giveaway of smoked meat products during the 5 innings we were there.

Melisa with one S April 15, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I LOVE minor league baseball. We have a field about 25 minutes from our house and always go to a couple of games each year. They might be hokey, but they are WAY cheaper than the big leagues and they’re actually more fun for the entire family! :)

Binkytowne April 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Didja win one? A pack of brats? Awesome. You clearly needed something to wash down the cheese curds!

Mrs. Wheezer April 15, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I love minor league baseball!

Kate April 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm

LOL! Funny they were shooting meat at you. Only where you live would they be shooting brats into the audience. Love it!

nonlineargirl April 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I love minor league baseball. Maybe not when it is freezing, but you are clearly of heartier stock than I am.

the mama bird diaries April 15, 2009 at 8:26 pm

That looks seriously cold. But fun!

Lady M April 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm

A Bratzooka? Without photographic evidence, I wouldn’t have believed that!

Farmers Wife April 16, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Brrrrr so cold! We are coming into winter here in Australia, so you have reminded me to get our warm clothes out! Cheers Michelle

apathy lounge April 16, 2009 at 8:55 pm

My middle son played baseball from 2nd grade until he graduated from high school last year. You’re singing my song!

Hip Mom's Guide April 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm

I am the last baseball fan on earth. Despite being an athlete, and loving many sports, I just can’t catch the spirit for that never-ending game.

But minor league ball is so cheap! So easy! Such a kid-pleaser! I’m right there with you on this one. I won’t be a regular, but I’m good for at least one game every spring.

Go mom!

Hip Mom's Guide April 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm

I am the last baseball fan on earth. Despite being an athlete, and loving many sports, I just can’t catch the spirit for that never-ending game.

But minor league ball is so cheap! So easy! Such a kid-pleaser! I’m right there with you on this one. I won’t be a regular, but I’m good for at least one game every spring.

Go mom!

JGH April 18, 2009 at 9:49 am

Great idea – don’t know why I never thought to do this. Yankee Stadium is such a nightmare.

jen April 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm

now see, this is just fun.

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