This guy startles me every time I walk past the downstairs bathroom door, maybe because he’s just the size and shape of a toddler. Or maybe because he can’t decide if he’s coming or going.

Raising Opie and his sister in the most wholesome town in America.
by mayberry on September 30, 2009
This guy startles me every time I walk past the downstairs bathroom door, maybe because he’s just the size and shape of a toddler. Or maybe because he can’t decide if he’s coming or going.

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Um, what’s he doing there?
We had a cardboard Kyle Bush getting into places in our house.
The patio,
The Shower Dad uses,
Mom’s bathtub. (Why the tub I guess he’s just a lady’s man.)
Finally we got sick of seeing him so we stuck him in the basement.
It was fun while it lasted.
He looks like he’s in trouble!
Hmmmm freaky. But he probably wouldn’t eat much would he??
My mom told me that we had a giant stuffed teddy bear that she would prop up in my sister’s room when she (my sister) was a baby, so that mom could sneak out of the room after bedtime. The shadow was reassuring, I guess. But it wasn’t wearing a jersey!
That guy is funny! He would freak me out, too.
And, you know, I like his jersey. I just wish the right guy were still wearing it. I can’t stand seeing him in that purple one!
I’d give myself a mini-heart attack each time I waddled past him.