Following discussion with a friend and former coworker on salaries, lowness of:
ME: Thank god my husband makes good money selling toilet paper, is all I can say.
ME: Opie: “Mommy, you are a writer. And Daddy is a paper towel maker.”
HER: I just pictured Jeff sitting in a workshop sewing paper towels together. Quilting them.
ME: And he would have a little inkpad, and stamp on the bottom of each roll, “quilted with love by JEFF H.”

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I would dry out each of those paper towels and reuse them too!
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I just now paid our bills and was wondering how to write a non-whiny post about salaries, lowness of. You’re showing me the way, Mayberry!
How is it that I have an MA and make half the money as my husband who has a BA?
But in all fairness, I get twice the paid vacation!
I’d buy that Jeff H. toilet paper.
Handmade with love!