Dear Wednesday weather,
WTG!
Warmly,
MM
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Dear people who left a flat-screen TV on the curb,
Really? You broke it already? If so, let me Google that for you.
Your hippie friend,
MM
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Dear leathery jogger,
Maybe look into some sunscreen? Or perhaps it’s too late.
With concern,
MM
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Dear aggrieved driver,
I have the same right as you do to be on this road. So back off.
Sincerely,
The mom on the bike
P.S. Here’s a thought: Contact your alderman and demand more bike lanes. Then we both win.
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Dear Rails to Trails,
You are awesome.
Thankfully,
MM
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Dear lake,
You are pretty. But you also, um, smell. Something you ate?
Your friend,
MM
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Dear roundabout,
Remember when you scarred me for life? Good times!
Still a little mad,
MM
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Dear me,
I’m glad you talked me (you? myself? I?) into a bike ride instead of the treadmill today.
Love,
You know who
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Dear Mom,
I’m so glad you retired so you would have time to make peach jam and bring me a jar so I could have it on some toast after my bike ride.
Love,
Your favorite daughter and grammar expert
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Hooray for bike rides! (And thoughtful nearby car drivers, which we could all use more of)
Dear MM,
Thanks for the grin this morning.
Love,
Magpie