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Who’s the mouthiest of them all?

by mayberry on May 6, 2009

The Mouthy HousewivesI’ve been awake since before 7 a.m. It is now past 11 a.m. an I have yet to sit down to actually do any work. I’ve been ferrying children to school and also ferrying misplaced stuff all over my house–today was biweekly Declutter Day. Yes, it took almost two hours to move all the upstairs stuff back upstairs and the downstairs stuff back downstairs and the basement stuff back to the basement.

I wonder what the mystery ladies behind The Mouthy Housewives would have to say about that? I may have to click over there and ask for their advice. If I can handle the mouthy truth.

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Hey, sister, soul sister

by mayberry on April 28, 2009

Thank you, Heather!

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Donors Choose (to continue making me weep)

by mayberry on December 10, 2008

Remember when I donated to Donors Choose? Yesterday I got a packet of thank-you notes from the kids who received the scissors and tape. Some excerpts:

“So, thank you again for the scissors and tape just remember it helped a lot. Sincerely, Mike”

“You know what, I was the one who came up with the name ‘cut into education’ that was cool wasn’t it. Thanks again. Sincerely, Kenny”

“We really appreciate the scissors that you sent. Before, when we were doing a project last year in seventh grade, we had the worst scissors. (I mean that in a bad way) They coudn’t cut for anything and they always got caught in the paper. This letter is to tell you thank you for the scissors and tape. Sincerely, Khalil”

“The scissors helped a lot because we had these crappy ones and they didn’t even cut. And the tape, we didn’t even have any, but you gave us some and now we use it for a lot of stuff. Every time I see them I think of you and I say thanks in my head. Sincerely, Sean”

Thank YOU for reading because every page view helped fund that project.

And if you are still feeling charitable: My sister is running a marathon through Team in Training. She only needs $850 more to reach her goal of $3800. If the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society is a group you’d like to support, consider throwing a few bucks my sister’s way. She would appreciate it!

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I love your blog!

by mayberry on September 30, 2008

The news is all GLOOM! DOOM! World! Ending!

And yes–pretty much true. But let’s put that aside for a moment and talk about the fact that Kimberly loves my blog. So, happy thoughts! Thank you, Kimberly.

And now I get to say which blogs I love. Which seven blogs I love, which as you can imagine is not really possible. Seventy-seven, I could do.

So here are the most recent additions to my reader, because if they’ve earned a spot there then I must love them. (And if you’re not listed, that just means I already loved you.)

Dirt & Noise. A few good rants about Sarah Palin and I was sold.

It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It! Click over there. You will not regret it.

Motherhood in NYC. Marinka? Is very funny.

Nyack Backyard. Vicarious gardening!

Total Mom Haircut. She taught Martha Stewart a thing or two about blogging.

The Wink. I know, everyone already knows about Amanda, apparently except me.

And my 7th spot (since I always have to find a way to cheat on every meme) goes to all the mom bloggers participating in the Donors Choose 2008 Blogger Challenge. Thanks for supporting such a great cause!

Fine print:

  • You can put the award picture on your blog.
  • Link to the person who awarded you.
  • Nominate at least seven other blogs that you love.
  • Put up links to those blogs.
  • Leave messages with the blogs you nominated.

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Well, it IS a series of tubes …

by mayberry on September 9, 2008

Today at the playground Opie hopped onto the sand digger and announced: “I’m makin’ a website!”

Well! So am I. My new site is live and I’d love for you to take a look: I am the new Family Fitness Guide at About.com. I’ll be blogging there a couple of times a week and posting new articles at least once a week. I would love any and all visits and feedback!

I’ve had quite a spotty relationship with fitness over the years, so the irony of this is not lost on me. As a kid I was a skinny (one might even say “scrawny” or “weak”) bookworm. It wasn’t until I tried yoga in my late 20s that I realized I could actually enjoy exercise. For the first time I loved working hard and really sweating (this was bikram yoga–everyone would be literally standing in a pool of perspiration by the end of the 90-minute class). I loved seeing those incremental improvements, being able to balance for just a tiny bit longer or reach my nose just a little closer to my knee or twist my spine just that much more. Then I got pregnant and was too sick and tired to get up early and sweat. Then I had a baby and couldn’t make a two-hour commitment more than once every six months. Then I moved to Mayberry and there’s no Bikram here.

Still, I took a (non-Bikram) yoga class this morning, in honor of my new (and reduced) work schedule and my new status as Fitness Advocate.

It felt really, really good. Almost as good as digging a really good hole and finding a brand-new website at the bottom.

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Also in honor of my new site, a wee giveaway: If you can find the photo of my kid and another blogger’s on the site, email me–mayberrymom2006 @ yahoo–and tell me where it is. First person to get it right gets my copy of Sleep Is for the Weak. (I’ll buy myself a new one when I go to a signing.)

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Almost famous

by mayberry on August 20, 2008

Thanks to my dealer Jenny for hooking me on Photofunia, an addictive toy perfect for Photo Week.

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Wordy

by mayberry on August 12, 2008


Via Wordle (click on it to see it bigger), which I found via Mimilou.

This is an image derived from the RSS feed of my blog. How perfect is it that “child” appears right in the middle, connected to words like “love” and “thought” and “nasty” and “normal” and “responsible” and, of course, “sucked”?

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Today’s PSA:

Hoard is not the same as horde.

Chic is not the same as chick.

Pore is not the same as pour.

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Words that sound better with a British accent:

controversy
aluminum
whilst

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I’m finally a-Twitter. I’m afraid this is a slippery slope which inevitably leads to me neeeeeeding an iPhone.

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My new summer cocktail

by mayberry on June 25, 2008

The one thing about enduring the neverending winter around here is that when summer comes, it’s goooood. Clear, sunny, warm but not too hot, very rarely humid. So we just want to be outside and celebrate every minute.

At book club the other night my friend Theresa introduced me to what’s going to become my signature summer drink. We were sitting outside at a waterfront restaurant which got me in the mood to order a gin and tonic. But Theresa showed me the light: the gin press. Ahh! Lighter, sweeter, and très refreshing.

Then, just to prove what a good friend she is, when I appealed to her the next day after I couldn’t find a recipe online, she found me a video of a cute bartender doing a demo. The trick is that the drink is more commonly made with vodka.

Cheers!

Edited to remove embedded video — sorry, that was annoying the way it played automatically.

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20 lousy pairs of scissors

by mayberry on June 23, 2008

Last fall I promised to take my BlogHer ads earnings for the academic year and donate them to a teacher through DonorsChoose. So it’s time for me to report back on the teacher I chose.

I searched the DonorsChoose site for projects in New Jersey (where my kids would have attended public schools if we hadn’t pulled up stakes and moved to Mayberry) in the amount I had to give. It’s not a lot, but that’s the idea behind DonorsChoose–individual donors supporting individual teachers in small efforts that make a big difference to students.

Possibilities included:

  • We have over 100 books in our classroom library. Unfortunately, we do not have a place to display those books. They are currently sitting in crates and boxes and my students have to sift through them to find the book or dictionary that they need. This is time consuming as well as damaging to the books.

  • My classroom is extremely noisy due to the old chairs squeaking on the floor. I’ve tried to minimize the noise by cutting up tennis balls and placing them on the feet of the old chairs, but it isn’t solving the problem. My students already have a disability in that they have difficulty processing oral language, and the noise just adds to this problem. I need a large carpet which would reduce noise and make a more conducive learning environment.
  • My kindergarten class is filled with 25 eager and excited learners! However, during literacy centers, their enthusiasm is starting to fade because of the lack of interactive materials that are available. I want to create a center where students can use a multi-sensory approach to phonics practice. At this center, my students would have fine-motor practice by rolling play dough into a thin layer. The children will then use uppercase and lowercase letter molds/cookie cutters to punch out letters to complete different tasks.
  • Our school started a wonderful reading program for students at home. We supply the books and the students read at home every night. However, it is becoming harder to supply the students with enough materials on their reading level. My students love to read and read at least 1-5 chapters per night. They are reading through all the books in our classroom.

In the end I decided to fund a project for Mrs. C’s classroom of 6th to 8th graders with special needs:

Since the first day of school this year my students have been complaining about
my canister full of ancient scissors. They are constantly asking to borrow the
“teacher scissors” which have mysteriously disappeared on more than one
occasion. If we had a class set of “teacher scissors” my students would be able
to really create the masterpieces I know they are capable of creating. We would
also love some tape to proudly display our work outside of the classroom.

Can you believe that? Scissors and tape. It’s so simple that I want to cry. I’m not going to get into the politics of education reform and funding, but can we all stop and think for a minute how ridiculous it is that a teacher has to beg for basic supplies like these?

Updated to add: My teacher already sent a lovely thank-you note this morning (Tuesday):

You would not believe how excited I was today when I opened my email and
found that my Scissors That Slice proposal had been funded. Even though it is
summer break I will see a few of my students at our Summer Book Club in a few
days and I will be able to share the good news. The students will be ecstatic to
hear that we are getting new supplies, just for us! Before school ended we would
check the Donors Choose website at the beginning of each day to see if anyone
else had sponsored us! I can’t wait until next fall to work with my students to
make beautiful projects with our new scissors and tape! Thank you so much for
your kindness and generosity! We really do appreciate it!

Updated to add again:

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I’ve seen this a few places, most recently at Magpie’s, and loved the results.

To make your own, answer these questions:

1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your Flickr name?

Type your answer to each of the questions into Flickr search.

Using only the first page of results, pick one image.

Copy and paste URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.

Details & credits on mine:
1.
St Catherine’s – Abbotsbury, Dorset, 2. extra cheesy salami and mushroom pizza:), 3. Little Artist, 4. llibreria – bookstore – Amsterdam, 5. Paul Rudd – Bowery Ballroom, NYC – February 4th, 2008 – Pic 3, 6. 1/3 parts Pimm’s cup + 2/3 parts bokeh =, 7. Balcony with a view at Tsagaralono (3 km from Fidakia, Evritania, Central Greece), 8. My Personal “Russian” Doll (Matrioshka), 9. Patterns…, 10. Cup o’ kids, 11. i can taste summer! a.k.a. childhood summer! a.k.a. childhood reminiscence! a.k.a. those were the good times!, 12. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

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