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One sucker down, one to go

by mayberry on November 8, 2008

What with all the appendecto-mania this summer I never recorded another big milestone: We are now a Nuk-free household. After all my hand-wringing, all it took was accidentally (we really didn’t do it on purpose, except maybe in the Freudian sense) leaving the Nuks behind on our Fourth of July weekend trip to Grammy’s house. That was four nights of “we left the Nuk in our car at the airport, remember?” and somehow Opie fell asleep each night without it. I don’t even remember it being that difficult.

When we came home, we stashed the car Nuk before it could be seen and never brought it out again. Done and done. Color me shocked, especially since we couldn’t have picked a worse time to break that habit–almost as soon as we returned from that particular trip, I left for a business trip on my own and then right after that we went to San Francisco, kicking off three weeks of hospitalization, disruption, and aggravation. And he was seriously fine the whole time. Once in a great while he’ll say “I miss my Nukkies” and we’ll agree and reminisce about the good times we all had. And then move on.

Now, the thumb is another story, especially now that Jo has lost her two top front teeth. Anticipating yet another stern lecture from the dentist, we ordered these thumb guards, which we’ve been using for about a week now with a fair amount of success (by which I mean she is able to fall asleep with them on; but the minute she wakes up she extricates herself and we find her on the couch slurping away).

So Monday we go to the dentist (aside: genius over here scheduled her kids’ dentists appointments for three days after Halloween) and I am already on the defensive. Instead, we get the best hygienist ever. She told me that yes, Jo has a cross-bite, but it’s not necessarily related to her thumb habit. And she said that she should go to the orthodontist after all 8 of her front teeth (4 top, 4 bottom) fall out and grow back in, which “may not be until she’s past 8 years old.” I wanted to kiss her on the spot for buying us two more years!

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Haiku Friday: Meddling kids edition

by mayberry on April 18, 2008

Wake early, sneak down
Kids’ spidey senses trigger
Crush my workout groove

Seriously, I cannot catch a break from these two. Every other school day I drag them from their beds with barely enough time to dress and wolf down some breakfast. Turns out the secret to getting them up is for me to wake up early and try to squeeze in some exercise. Then they’re all over me like white on rice critiquing my posture (Jo, and I quote: “Mommy, you need to make your legs straight like his. … Mommy, that’s not how you do a warrior pose.”) and begging for a channel change.

Maybe I’d have better luck over at Johnny’s.

Haiku Friday

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Haunting me

by mayberry on March 7, 2007

Whose dumb idea was this?

damn you thin mints

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